&&we're all daydreaming now

jacobduecker: did-you-kno: Source hi lol

jacobduecker:

did-you-kno:

Source

hi lol

nevvzealand: when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are...

nevvzealand:

when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever

porrimz: coolasacalliope: porrimz: my goddamn grandfather...

porrimz:

coolasacalliope:

porrimz:

my goddamn grandfather comes around and writes shopping lists like this like is that really fucking necessary goddamn calligraphers

why is your grandfather buying eyeliner 

my grandfather is a fabulous motherfucker

sex-like-a-nympho: literally me.

sex-like-a-nympho:

literally me.

my-penis-is-beautiful: relaxes | via Tumblr on We Heart It -...

my-penis-is-beautiful:

relaxes | via Tumblr on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/63676376/via/vagabondsoul

Hearted from: http://justkeep-walking.tumblr.com/post/52178450166

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lolsofunny: (lol here!)

lolsofunny:

(lol here!)

holyfuckface: purple-eagle6: maths-is-sexy: damnthosewincheste...

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as 'find the vegan'

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

maddievertes: hylandbrooke: oh buy friends

maddievertes:

hylandbrooke:

oh

buy friends

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thechamberofsecrets: people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable

thechamberofsecrets:

people who say hot cocoa instead of hot chocolate make me uncomfortable

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

niknak79: They were supposed to be smiley faces

niknak79:

They were supposed to be smiley faces

girl in bed: yes fuck me harder daddy

girl in bed: yes fuck me harder daddy
me internally: what the hell uhm okay how do i follow this up
me: you....you're grounded?
girl: yes yes im grounded yes im a bad girl daddy very bad girl
me internally: raw
me: raw

whorizonwireless: *40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them

whorizonwireless:

*40 year old white dad voice* souljer boy tell them

kalories: i've had tumblr for years and i still don't know what the fuck an rss feed is

kalories:

i've had tumblr for years and i still don't know what the fuck an rss feed is

angry-aries: bello-fiore: parents are having an Indian tonight but I've been so good and I can't...

angry-aries:

bello-fiore:

parents are having an Indian tonight but I've been so good and I can't have any, I refuse to have any

good for you, cannibalism is not the answer

9gag: What an awesome idea

9gag:

What an awesome idea

That moment when you rewatch a movie you haven't seen in years, and suddenly it all makes sense because you originally watched it when you were too young.

kellyannechaos:

whatsthematterwithme:

sodamnrelatable:

Grease. Home movies even

EVERY DISNEY MOVIE MADE BEFORE 1999…

anon me 5 things you would put on a pentagram to summon me

lunarphases:

THIS IS THE BEST DO IT PLEASE